Disgracing America's Team

Maybe it's because I'm from Pittsburgh. Or maybe it's because I think lap dogs are worse than those cats people groom to "look like LIONS!" Either way, the Steelers are supposed to be the team of the beer drinking, steel mill working man's man--and just because the mills left like thirty years ago, SO WHAT. Point stands.

So to this dog owner... What gives, man? Shouldn't this little pooch be pulling for a team like, I dunno, someone in the Canadian league?


(Thanks to T-Fox for this gem.)

Renaissance Chic

Total Eurotrash.

Taking back what was once lost.

Lance Armstrong was quite literally emasculated. Good to see he knows how to take it back, especially from some ninnie Brit.

Britain's Most Embarrassing Dad?

**Administrative note: So... the "Updated Daily" thing was a lie. For a minute at least.

Permission to dig my manhood into an even deeper hole?

Fact: Before marrying Melinda in 1994, Gates sought permission from his ex, Ann Winblad.

Namaste

Hey, Sly what's in the Target bag? Tampons?