Permission to dig my manhood into an even deeper hole?

Fact: Before marrying Melinda in 1994, Gates sought permission from his ex, Ann Winblad.

Namaste

Hey, Sly what's in the Target bag? Tampons?

Flying to Argentina for P-tang (?!)

...Then crying about it. Did you text your wife a :'( when you realized your White House dreams were as distant as dignity? Boo hoo.

Traded DOWN

Textbook case of the emasculated man: Brad Pitt. Like many men, he lost his when, thinking he was making a "man move" by trading one hottie for another, he lost himself (and something else in the process).

Remember when Brad was with Jen and he still had balls?



It's hard when he traded tuxes for matching outfits and a tandem stroller.

Here honey, take the dog [and my balls].

If that dog were a Rottweiler, you wouldn't be holding it like a six-pack of Zima.

Sons need dads that don't outdo Disney characters

That purse should be a football. Not a purse.

This is what happens when you marry a supermodel and you believe everything she tells you. You can see it in his eyes. Just because she's a supermodel doesn't mean he doesn't, in that instance, completely hate himself.

Neutered dog. Neutered Man.

Karl Lagerfeld.

Notice the gloves. (Beyond help)